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• Job 32:9: It is not the aged who are wise, nor old men who understand what is right.
  
  
• Proverbs 31:6: Give strong drink to the one who is perishing, and wine to those who are bitterly distressed;
  
  
• Proverbs 12:16: A fool's annoyance is known at once, but the prudent overlooks an insult.
  
  
• Proverbs 29:20: Do you see someone who is hasty in his words? There is more hope for a fool than for him.
  
  
• Proverbs 21:19: It is better to live in a desert land than with a quarrelsome and easily-provoked woman.
  
  
• Matthew 19:23-24: Then Jesus said to his disciples, "I tell you the truth, it will be hard for a rich person to enter the kingdom of heaven! Again I say, it is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for a rich person to enter into the kingdom of God."
  
  
• Genesis 25:30: So Esau said to Jacob, "Feed me some of the red stuff - yes, this red stuff - because I'm starving!" (That is why he was also called Edom.)
  
  
• Acts 20:9: A young man named Eutychus, who was sitting in the window, was sinking into a deep sleep while Paul continued to speak for a long time. Fast asleep, he fell down from the third story and was picked up dead.
  
  
• Deuteronomy 14:21: You may not eat any corpse, though you may give it to the resident foreigner who is living in your villages and he may eat it, or you may sell it to a foreigner. You are a people holy to the LORD your God. Do not boil a young goat in its mother's milk.
  
  
• Zechariah 6:7: All these strong ones are scattering; they have sought permission to go and walk about over the earth." The Lord had said, "Go! Walk about over the earth!" So they are doing so.
  
  
• Job 19:17: My breath is repulsive to my wife; I am loathsome to my brothers.
  
  

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