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My wife accused me of being immature. I told her to get out of my fort.

I was laughing till Onfire247 gave that last one. That is just wrong. But sometimes you need a little dark humor. Shows that you shouldn’t join the DarkSide. Unless you are Darkvader.

Can we please use stop with the Dark Humor? PLEASE?????

I'm a fan of dark humor as well, Carla, within reason. Here's one I've heard recently.

Last night my girlfriend came over to my house upset because her stylist took two inches too much off of her hair. I don't know why she's crying. I'm the one who has to find a new girlfriend.

Here are a few classics from Stephen Wright, a one-liner comedian from the 80s that no one on here has probably ever heard of.

Last night I spilled spot remover on my dog and now he's gone.

If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.

I installed a skylight in my apartment... the people who live above me are furious!

Someone asked me, if I were stranded on a desert island what book would I bring... 'How to Build a Boat.'

I'm addicted to placebos.

As I get older, I remember all the people I lost along the way. Maybe my budding career as a tour guide was not the right choice.

First of all, Carla, that’s not nice. Second. Dog lover, you didn’t get my answer. I know it’s PG. I was adding to it like a movie rating. You know, PG, PG13, And like Carla’s joke, PG18. (Completely kidding).

Jappel, the answer in pg you have no I in pig so that is the answer! 😂

I ran into my archenemy today. Then I ran over him and backed up to run over him again.
(sorry, I love dark humor)

Parental guidance

Yes! What do you call a pig with no eye?

That’s like the oldest one in the book.

What is brown and sticky?
A stick

😐😑😐 wow. Just wow. Although it IS quite funny

Ha! Very funny Jappel!

What's a quiet Hawaiian laugh?

Aloha.

I tried to sue the airport for loosing my luggage.
(Sigh)
I lost my case.

It’s awesome! 😂😂😂

@Carla That's a great idea for a joke! I'll have to try that someday!

I don’t know if that was a joke or that actually happened to you, but that is hilarious. I’ve actually done that to some of my buddies. They weren’t happy. Especially the ones that fell for it.

No problem... I just wanted to let you guys know that today I texted my best friend "I lost my phone, do you have any idea where it is?" She texted back "I have no clue, I hope you find it soon."

Yeah, sorry Carla, nothing clicked for me...

Ha! Very funny Jappel!

There are two things that I don’t like.
1: Change
2: The way things are

Molin
Sorry

I’m kinda lost on whatever that was Carla. Sorry 😢
Welcome back moline!

Hey guys im back!

I was feeling rather tired today, so my dad told my mom, "Rub her forehead, we have to get rolling." Although it helped, my drive to get my work done was still sluggish. My brother raced way ahead of me and I had to speed through to catch up.

Wow Jappel I was not expecting that XD

When I was a kid, me and my dad would do a special thing together.

He would put me in a tire, and roll me down a hill.

Yep, those were Goodyears.

Yes these are jokes Goldendoodlelover

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Wow. Both of you! Wow.

Although, I do like the scarecrow!

That scarecrow one is one of my favorites.

Are these jokes? Did I miss something?

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As a scarecrow, people say I'm outstanding in my field. But hay, it's in my jeans!

What??

I'm trying to stream Titanic,
But it keeps syncing.

Happy Halloween! 🎃

Yes, I believe he does! 😊

I believe that Isaiah talks about the earth being round.