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AllieA 2022-10-01 01:09

That is a good one Jappel!😃

annaA 2022-10-01 00:49

What do you mean jappel ?🤔

Jappel 2022-09-27 13:54

I signed up for a weight loss program. The instructor said to wear loose-fitting clothes. I responded, “If I had loose clothes, then why did I sign up for this program?!”

Jappel 2022-09-27 13:50

That’s a good one. 😁

Saintman 2022-09-27 08:34

On the wall of my gym it says:
"Education is important, but big biceps importanter!"

goldendoodlelover 2022-09-26 20:29

We all slow

annaA 2022-09-20 21:47

Yes🤪

Jappel 2022-09-18 22:09

Wow, I’m slow!!!! Did you make that up Goodnews? That’s actually is kinda funny.

annaA 2022-09-18 21:39

🤩

AllieA 2022-09-18 21:22

🤣

Saintman 2022-09-17 03:31

I get the 2 Kings 8:1 joke now. That's pretty clever!

Jappel 2022-09-16 13:31

Still not getting it buts that’s ok. 🫠

Goodnews 2022-09-16 09:32

back to two kings ate one see cannibalism 2Kings 8:1 a joke

Jappel 2022-09-15 23:30

Well I am sorry about that. But the rule about jokes is that you can’t explain it. For if your explain a joke, it ceases to be funny.

molin 2022-09-15 23:01

I dont get the joke.

Jappel 2022-09-15 01:12

What’s your question Molin?

molin 2022-09-14 23:20

?

AllieA 2022-09-14 13:30

Oh my goodness!🤣🙄

Jappel 2022-09-13 23:40

When it comes to love and a deck of cards, it is all hearts ♥️ and diamonds ♦️ . But after that, it’s all clubs ♣️ and spades ♠️ .

Jappel 2022-09-13 23:36

Oh my! 🤣🤣🤣

Saintman 2022-09-13 22:18

Jappel, you're right!
Isn't it funny that a Fireman can be fired,
A Lumberjack can get the axe.
A Sardine packer can be canned.
A Santa impersonator can be sacked!

Jappel 2022-09-12 15:23

Hay Saintman! There seems to be a pattern in your jokes. Something about being “fired”

Jappel 2022-09-12 15:21

My uncle wanted to name my little sister Denise. I thought DeSister sound better.

Jappel 2022-09-12 15:19

Oooh 😲

onfire247 2022-09-12 14:08

When does a joke become a dad joke? When it is apparent.

Jappel 2022-09-12 14:01

Did you hear about the mathematician that was scared of negative numbers?

He will stop at nothing to stay away from them.

Saintman 2022-09-12 08:13

As there seems to be a need for better jokes, here's another one:

"I got fired from my job at the bank today. A woman asked me to check her balance...

So I pushed her over."

Jappel 2022-09-12 02:45

Don’t worry, Molin. I won’t comment. 😁

molin 2022-09-11 23:39

please dont

molin 2022-09-11 23:39

Maybe your going to say this is bad.

molin 2022-09-11 23:39

Did you hear about the guy who got metal bones? He took off the bones God gave him (its weird funny and bad at the same time)

molin 2022-09-11 23:37

every joke that I say is bad

molin 2022-09-11 23:37

even though I love jokes

Jappel 2022-09-11 20:43

A sheep dog brought the sheep to the shepherd and said, “I brought your 40 sheep in.”
The shepherd replied, “What do you mean? I only have 36.”
To which the sheep dog responded: “I know. I just rounded them up.”

Jappel 2022-09-11 02:04

Ooh. That’s an oldie but a goodie mate!!

Saintman 2022-09-11 01:48

Did you hear about the guy who got fired for taking a day off?

He worked in a calendar factory.

Jappel 2022-09-11 01:43

Did you get AllieA’s joke molin?

molin 2022-09-10 22:28

MMPH THAT IS FUNNY :D

AllieA 2022-09-07 21:01

oh well!

Jappel 2022-09-07 18:35

Joke is on you sister. You definitely did not make that very clear.

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