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molin 2023-09-01 01:32

Oof I forgot this website :(

Cali2022 2023-04-03 10:42

😂 😂 😂

Jappel 2023-04-02 22:14

Media Alert

While working as a television news camera man, I arrived at an accident scene, and a camera man from another station pulled up behind me. As I parked the news cruiser I heard a policeman on the scanner using the radio phonetic alphabet to alert other officers. "Be aware that the Mike Echo Delta India Alpha has arrived," he said.


I approached the officer, looked him in the eye and said, "You might be surprised to know that some of us in the Mike Echo Delta India Alpha can Sierra Papa Echo Lima Lima."

DogLover 2022-12-09 21:19

😂

treeswallow 2022-12-09 01:30

Good story, and good joke!!!

Jappel 2022-12-09 00:52

A Sunday school teacher was giving her class the assignment for the next week.

"Next Sunday," she said, "we are going to talk about liars, and in preparation for our lesson I want you all to read the Seventeenth Chapter of Mark."

The following week, at the beginning of the class meeting, the teacher said, "Now then, all of you who have prepared for the lesson by reading the Seventeenth Chapter of Mark, please step to the front of the room."

About half the class rose and came forward.

"The rest of you may leave," said the teacher. "These students are the ones I want to talk to. There is no Seventeenth Chapter in the Book of Mark."

Jappel 2022-12-08 23:46

I know this isn’t really a joke, but it’s something to think about.

One day, a father of a very wealthy family took his son on a trip to the country with the firm purpose of showing his son how poor people live. They spent a couple of days and nights on the farm of what would be considered a very poor family. On their return from their trip, the father asked his son, "How was the trip?"

"It was great, Dad."

"Did you see how poor people live?" the father asked.

"Oh yeah," said the son.

"So, tell me, what did you learn from the trip?" asked the father.

The son answered, "I saw that we have one dog and they had four. We have a pool that reaches to the middle of our garden, and they have a creek that has no end. We have imported lanterns in our garden, and they have the stars at night. Our patio reaches to the front yard, and they have the whole horizon. We have a small piece of land to live on, and they have fields that go beyond our sight. We have servants who serve us, but they serve others. We buy our food, but they grow theirs. We have walls around our property to protect us; they have friends to protect them."

The boy's father was speechless.

Then his son added, "Thanks, Dad, for showing me how poor we are."

Jappel 2022-12-08 23:18

Those are both awful!!!

treeswallow 2022-12-08 21:54

After the church service a little boy told the pastor, "When I grow up, I'm going to give you some money."

"Well, thank you," the pastor replied, "but why?"

"Because my daddy says you're one of the poorest preachers we've ever had."

🤣

treeswallow 2022-12-08 21:52

This one's good,

My pastor friend put sanitary hot air hand dryers in the rest rooms at his church and after two weeks took them out. I asked him why and he confessed that they worked fine but when he went in there he saw a sign that read,

"For a sample of this week's sermon, push the button."

Get it? 'Hot air'!!!

Jappel 2022-12-08 21:37

That’s a good one treeswallow.
Doglover, a lot of these are ones I’ve heard over my many years (that made me sound a lot older than I am) found on the internet, and such. A good site for clean jokes is GCFL.net. I’ve gotten a few from it.

DogLover 2022-12-08 21:25

Where do u guys find all of these funny things?

treeswallow 2022-12-08 21:04

Ha! Good one Jappel!

Which servant of Jehovah was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?

Moses, because he broke all 10 commandments at once.

Carla_Bryant 2022-12-08 16:45

dun dun DUNNN

Jappel 2022-12-08 16:42

Fatherhood

Four expectant fathers were in the hospital waiting room, while their wives were in labor.

The nurse comes in and tells the first man, "Congratulations! You're the father of twins!"

"What a coincidence!" the man exclaims. "I work for the Twin Star Enterprise!"

The nurse returns a short while later and tells the second man, "You are the father of triplets!"

"Wow, what a coincidence!" he replies. "I work for the 3M Corporation!"

When the nurse comes again, she tells the third man that his wife has given birth to quadruplets.

"Another coincidence! I work for the Four Seasons Hotel!"

At this point, the fourth guy faints. When he comes to, the others ask, "What's wrong?"

"What's wrong?! I work for Seven-Up!"

Jappel 2022-12-07 21:53

That’s one I knew

treeswallow 2022-12-07 21:00

Very funny!

What kind of man was Boaz before he got married?

Ruth-less.

DogLover 2022-12-07 20:59

😂

Jappel 2022-12-07 19:29

Oh wow!!!! 😂😂😂 that’s hilarious.

How many wives did Solomon have?

700 wives and 300 cucumber vines

treeswallow 2022-12-07 17:54

Here you go,

Who was the greatest female financier in the Bible?

Pharaoh’s daughter: she went down to the bank of the Nile and drew out a little prophet.

Carla_Bryant 2022-12-07 17:33

HAHA I love it

Jappel 2022-12-07 02:53

😄 that’s a good one.

treeswallow 2022-12-07 01:49

Here's an interesting one,

A man went on a nature walk. A bear began to chase him, so he climbed a tree. As he was climbing he slipped down into the bear's arms. He prayed, "Lord let this be a Christian bear." The bear said, "Lord, thank you for this food."

DogLover 2022-12-06 22:47

I don’t believe is Legends.

annaA 2022-12-06 22:11

hi i am new here!!!

Jappel 2022-11-21 23:56

That’s an interesting one.

treeswallow 2022-11-21 23:34

And God said to John, "Come forth and you shall be granted eternal life." But John came fifth and won a toaster.

Jappel 2022-11-21 17:34

😂😂😂

Carla_Bryant 2022-11-21 17:20

Legend says that discus competitions started when Ancient Greeks tried to load the dishwasher.

Jappel 2022-11-21 16:55

A friend of mine says he sees a lot of flying saucers at work.
He is a very clumsy waiter.

DogLover 2022-11-18 19:12

😂, onfire247 that is funny.

onfire247 2022-11-18 18:19

I told my daughter that I saw a deer on the way to work this morning. She asked me, "How did you know it was on its way to work?"

Jappel 2022-11-18 16:09

😆 what’s slightly ironic is that I heard that one like… two days ago.

onfire247 2022-11-18 15:31

What did the pirate say when he turned 80? Aye Matey.

DogLover 2022-11-18 11:48

Thanks for stopping the dark stuff.

Jappel 2022-11-18 03:38

Do you want to see the lyrics for a Christian Pop Song?

🎶Do you have faith that moves Mountain Dew?🎶

🎶Do you have faith that moves Mountain Dew?🎶

🎶Do you have faith that moves Mountain Dew?🎶

🎶Wait!!! That’s Soda!!!🎶

Jappel 2022-11-18 03:35

I do want to apologize for getting uppity. It wasn’t right. Thank you guys for being honest.

Carla_Bryant 2022-11-18 02:21

Thank you, Landon, I'm glad you are brave enough to speak out. And thank you to everyone for calming down, I'm glad to see you sharing jokes and laughing with each other again.

Jappel 2022-11-18 01:14

What do you call a Christmas Lion at the beach?
Sandy-clause

Landonsdog33 2022-11-18 00:55

would you guys stop with the drama we all are Christian we shouldn't be even causing in the first place we are here for God and Jesus, we are Christians after all so stop all this drama will ya thanks bye bye

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