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Not at all. I believe everyone is entitled to their beliefs and standards, but upset the whole applecart for one person if you get what I mean. Thanks for understanding. God bless.

Thanks. Sorry if I was to mean

I didn’t like that one. But that doesn’t mean I’m going to force people to stop with the semi-dark chocolate…I mean humor. If things get out of hand I will address them with a French dressing…reprimand. But I don’t think that’ll happen. I don’t think that things are getting out of hand.
Trust me. This is light compared to some of the jokes I’ve heard. And I won’t repeat them because it wouldn’t be right as a Christian to do so.

You even said your self that onfire247 was taking it to far. So can we stop with the dark humor?

No, I mean like the one about the girlfriend and stuff.

My joke was Biblical though.

Jappel, can we please stop with the dark humor.

Here is a dark one.

Why didn't the dogs eat Jezebel's hands?

They didn't like finger-food.

I love those!!! Those are awesome. I've heard a few of them but most of those are new.

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Where is the first baseball game in the Bible?

In the big inning. Eve stole first, Adam stole second. Cain struck out Abel. The Giants and the Angels were rained out.

Who was the smartest man in the Bible?

Abraham. He knew a Lot.

“And so, God came forth and proclaimed widescreen is the best.”

Sony 16:9.

Who is the greatest babysitter mentioned in the Bible?
David. He rocked Goliath to a very deep sleep.
When was meat first mentioned in the Bible?
When Noah took ham into the Ark.
How do we know Peter was a rich fisherman?
By his net income.

How does Moses like his coffee? Hebrews it.

I asked my friend, "Can a match box?" She said, "No, but a can can."

I told someone that I was going to begin a new chapter in my life. He said, "Make sure you are well versed before you turn this page. Just a word wisdom, I hope I don't have to spell it out for you. I can't punctuate it enough."

Who was the coldest man in the Bible?

Chillyon, the brother of Mahlon.

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You are welcome to join, Onfire247

Wow. Now those are funny. 😂

I tried to catch fog yesterday. Mist.

Someone stole my mood ring. I don't know how I feel about that.

My wife accused me of being immature. I told her to get out of my fort.

I was laughing till Onfire247 gave that last one. That is just wrong. But sometimes you need a little dark humor. Shows that you shouldn’t join the DarkSide. Unless you are Darkvader.

Can we please use stop with the Dark Humor? PLEASE?????

I'm a fan of dark humor as well, Carla, within reason. Here's one I've heard recently.

Last night my girlfriend came over to my house upset because her stylist took two inches too much off of her hair. I don't know why she's crying. I'm the one who has to find a new girlfriend.

Here are a few classics from Stephen Wright, a one-liner comedian from the 80s that no one on here has probably ever heard of.

Last night I spilled spot remover on my dog and now he's gone.

If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.

I installed a skylight in my apartment... the people who live above me are furious!

Someone asked me, if I were stranded on a desert island what book would I bring... 'How to Build a Boat.'

I'm addicted to placebos.

As I get older, I remember all the people I lost along the way. Maybe my budding career as a tour guide was not the right choice.

First of all, Carla, that’s not nice. Second. Dog lover, you didn’t get my answer. I know it’s PG. I was adding to it like a movie rating. You know, PG, PG13, And like Carla’s joke, PG18. (Completely kidding).

Jappel, the answer in pg you have no I in pig so that is the answer! 😂

I ran into my archenemy today. Then I ran over him and backed up to run over him again.
(sorry, I love dark humor)

Parental guidance

Yes! What do you call a pig with no eye?

That’s like the oldest one in the book.

What is brown and sticky?
A stick

😐😑😐 wow. Just wow. Although it IS quite funny

Ha! Very funny Jappel!

What's a quiet Hawaiian laugh?

Aloha.

I tried to sue the airport for loosing my luggage.
(Sigh)
I lost my case.

It’s awesome! 😂😂😂