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@Carla That's a great idea for a joke! I'll have to try that someday!

I don’t know if that was a joke or that actually happened to you, but that is hilarious. I’ve actually done that to some of my buddies. They weren’t happy. Especially the ones that fell for it.

No problem... I just wanted to let you guys know that today I texted my best friend "I lost my phone, do you have any idea where it is?" She texted back "I have no clue, I hope you find it soon."

Yeah, sorry Carla, nothing clicked for me...

Ha! Very funny Jappel!

There are two things that I don’t like.
1: Change
2: The way things are

Molin
Sorry

I’m kinda lost on whatever that was Carla. Sorry 😢
Welcome back moline!

Hey guys im back!

I was feeling rather tired today, so my dad told my mom, "Rub her forehead, we have to get rolling." Although it helped, my drive to get my work done was still sluggish. My brother raced way ahead of me and I had to speed through to catch up.

Wow Jappel I was not expecting that XD

When I was a kid, me and my dad would do a special thing together.

He would put me in a tire, and roll me down a hill.

Yep, those were Goodyears.

Yes these are jokes Goldendoodlelover

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Wow. Both of you! Wow.

Although, I do like the scarecrow!

That scarecrow one is one of my favorites.

Are these jokes? Did I miss something?

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As a scarecrow, people say I'm outstanding in my field. But hay, it's in my jeans!

What??

I'm trying to stream Titanic,
But it keeps syncing.

Happy Halloween! 🎃

Yes, I believe he does! 😊

I believe that Isaiah talks about the earth being round.

Cool! It must be hard to tell them that the earth is not flat.

Yes, but I have a friend who believes the earth is flat and it's very hard to convince them when at ground level, as the curvature is not obvious.
I think taking them up in a hot air balloon would work!
I used to live in a very tall building and I could see the curvature of the earth from the 50th floor.

I was watching a documentary on naval warfare last week. One of the challenges of pre-radar naval warfare is the limitations of the curvature of the earth. If I recall correctly, the maximum viewing distance in any direction on the ocean is 30 KM. This small distance offered very little response time upon spotting an enemy.

The earth is not flat.

Good one! It's hard to argue with flat-earthers...

I was arguing with a flat-earther on what shape the world is. He told that he was going to walk to the end of the world to prove that the earth is flat.

He'll come around eventually

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Thanks! I made that one up myself.

That is pretty funny🤣

Dog scan. But that is funny.

Final year Med Student exam question:
Which of the following is not a real test?
A. RAT test.
B. Pet scan.
C. Cat scan.
D. Dog scan.

What do you call a pretty pig?

Hamsome!!! 🐷

I have a stepladder. But I’m kinda sad. You know why? Because I never knew my real ladder.

Most definitely. But in all "seriousness" there are people that can shove out their stomachs even if they aren't fat at all. My uncle, tall and skinny, can make himself look potbelly just by sticking it out there.

Now you may wonder why I threw my uncle under the buss, but just a disclaimer, I can...can...can do it to. It is weird in a way but I am the only one that can do it in my Family. They believe I got it from my uncle, of whom I am somewhat alike.

That was hilarious. Just to show that Santa’s jolliness is a myth. 😂

On the topic of being overweight,
this is the funniest joke I've seen.
https://www.gocomics.com/garfield/1984/09/30
I first saw this when I was about 7 years old,
when I got a Garfield book as a present.