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That is a good one Jappel!😃

What do you mean jappel ?🤔

I signed up for a weight loss program. The instructor said to wear loose-fitting clothes. I responded, “If I had loose clothes, then why did I sign up for this program?!”

That’s a good one. 😁

On the wall of my gym it says:
"Education is important, but big biceps importanter!"

We all slow

Yes🤪

Wow, I’m slow!!!! Did you make that up Goodnews? That’s actually is kinda funny.

🤩

🤣

I get the 2 Kings 8:1 joke now. That's pretty clever!

Still not getting it buts that’s ok. 🫠

back to two kings ate one see cannibalism 2Kings 8:1 a joke

Well I am sorry about that. But the rule about jokes is that you can’t explain it. For if your explain a joke, it ceases to be funny.

I dont get the joke.

What’s your question Molin?

?

Oh my goodness!🤣🙄

When it comes to love and a deck of cards, it is all hearts ♥️ and diamonds ♦️ . But after that, it’s all clubs ♣️ and spades ♠️ .

Oh my! 🤣🤣🤣

Jappel, you're right!
Isn't it funny that a Fireman can be fired,
A Lumberjack can get the axe.
A Sardine packer can be canned.
A Santa impersonator can be sacked!

Hay Saintman! There seems to be a pattern in your jokes. Something about being “fired”

My uncle wanted to name my little sister Denise. I thought DeSister sound better.

Oooh 😲

When does a joke become a dad joke? When it is apparent.

Did you hear about the mathematician that was scared of negative numbers?

He will stop at nothing to stay away from them.

As there seems to be a need for better jokes, here's another one:

"I got fired from my job at the bank today. A woman asked me to check her balance...

So I pushed her over."

Don’t worry, Molin. I won’t comment. 😁

please dont

Maybe your going to say this is bad.

Did you hear about the guy who got metal bones? He took off the bones God gave him (its weird funny and bad at the same time)

every joke that I say is bad

even though I love jokes

A sheep dog brought the sheep to the shepherd and said, “I brought your 40 sheep in.”
The shepherd replied, “What do you mean? I only have 36.”
To which the sheep dog responded: “I know. I just rounded them up.”

Ooh. That’s an oldie but a goodie mate!!

Did you hear about the guy who got fired for taking a day off?

He worked in a calendar factory.

Did you get AllieA’s joke molin?

MMPH THAT IS FUNNY :D

oh well!

Joke is on you sister. You definitely did not make that very clear.