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I don’t believe is Legends.

hi i am new here!!!

That’s an interesting one.

And God said to John, "Come forth and you shall be granted eternal life." But John came fifth and won a toaster.

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Legend says that discus competitions started when Ancient Greeks tried to load the dishwasher.

A friend of mine says he sees a lot of flying saucers at work.
He is a very clumsy waiter.

😂, onfire247 that is funny.

I told my daughter that I saw a deer on the way to work this morning. She asked me, "How did you know it was on its way to work?"

😆 what’s slightly ironic is that I heard that one like… two days ago.

What did the pirate say when he turned 80? Aye Matey.

Thanks for stopping the dark stuff.

Do you want to see the lyrics for a Christian Pop Song?

🎶Do you have faith that moves Mountain Dew?🎶

🎶Do you have faith that moves Mountain Dew?🎶

🎶Do you have faith that moves Mountain Dew?🎶

🎶Wait!!! That’s Soda!!!🎶

I do want to apologize for getting uppity. It wasn’t right. Thank you guys for being honest.

Thank you, Landon, I'm glad you are brave enough to speak out. And thank you to everyone for calming down, I'm glad to see you sharing jokes and laughing with each other again.

What do you call a Christmas Lion at the beach?
Sandy-clause

would you guys stop with the drama we all are Christian we shouldn't be even causing in the first place we are here for God and Jesus, we are Christians after all so stop all this drama will ya thanks bye bye

Not at all. I believe everyone is entitled to their beliefs and standards, but upset the whole applecart for one person if you get what I mean. Thanks for understanding. God bless.

Thanks. Sorry if I was to mean

I didn’t like that one. But that doesn’t mean I’m going to force people to stop with the semi-dark chocolate…I mean humor. If things get out of hand I will address them with a French dressing…reprimand. But I don’t think that’ll happen. I don’t think that things are getting out of hand.
Trust me. This is light compared to some of the jokes I’ve heard. And I won’t repeat them because it wouldn’t be right as a Christian to do so.

You even said your self that onfire247 was taking it to far. So can we stop with the dark humor?

No, I mean like the one about the girlfriend and stuff.

My joke was Biblical though.

Jappel, can we please stop with the dark humor.

Here is a dark one.

Why didn't the dogs eat Jezebel's hands?

They didn't like finger-food.

I love those!!! Those are awesome. I've heard a few of them but most of those are new.

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Where is the first baseball game in the Bible?

In the big inning. Eve stole first, Adam stole second. Cain struck out Abel. The Giants and the Angels were rained out.

Who was the smartest man in the Bible?

Abraham. He knew a Lot.

“And so, God came forth and proclaimed widescreen is the best.”

Sony 16:9.

Who is the greatest babysitter mentioned in the Bible?
David. He rocked Goliath to a very deep sleep.
When was meat first mentioned in the Bible?
When Noah took ham into the Ark.
How do we know Peter was a rich fisherman?
By his net income.

How does Moses like his coffee? Hebrews it.

I asked my friend, "Can a match box?" She said, "No, but a can can."

I told someone that I was going to begin a new chapter in my life. He said, "Make sure you are well versed before you turn this page. Just a word wisdom, I hope I don't have to spell it out for you. I can't punctuate it enough."

Who was the coldest man in the Bible?

Chillyon, the brother of Mahlon.

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You are welcome to join, Onfire247

Wow. Now those are funny. 😂

I tried to catch fog yesterday. Mist.

Someone stole my mood ring. I don't know how I feel about that.